Friday, 28 October 2011

"The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things:

That is my favorite line in a poem, that I have loved since I was in grade 6. I heard it in the movie (Harriet the Spy ) and went to the book-mobile to ask the librarian if she knew where I would be able to get that poem. She pointed me to Through the Looking-Glass by Lewis Carroll. I enjoyed that poem so much as a child and to this day when I read it I still have a smile on my face. When I am in a stressful situation or driving somewhere and managed to get lost I always start repeating the poem in my head. Keep reading my blog and you will understand why I have been repeating this a lot since Sunday. :)

Here's the poem if you have no idea what I'm talking about:

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"
The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"
"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."
The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.
But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.
Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?
"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"
"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.


I have been watching my nephew since last Sunday and he is super fun and adorable. However, he is 18 months old and is in every way, shape and form a test to the human psyche. He is super fun to play with and at his age it is amazing the words and sounds he can understand and try to repeat. He hasn't grasped fowl language yet so I can still get away with dropping the f bomb and saying shit. I don't think this will go on much longer as he is starting to say "sit!" every time I say shit.

Tomorrow Jackson (my nephew) and I are going to carve our pumpkin for Halloween.
This tradition is probably one of my favorites and I'm excited to share it with Jackson.


Well the time has come the walrus said...to bath Jackson and put him to bed, for if I don't he will start to cry and it does damage on my head.


Until next time

Kris












Thursday, 27 October 2011

You'll Have To Excuse Me...I was Taking a Break.

Hello World Wide Web Friends.

I have taken a sufficient amount of time away from my computer/internet and have some new things to blog about.

Today I would just like to talk about how I have settled in to my townhouse with my boyfriend Tyson and my dog Sophie and we are loving in in Story's Beach. The weather is rainy, sunny, rainy with a bit of sun and pouring rain with sun. Basically to describe Port Hardy's weather I rely on the Twilight Saga as most of it was filmed all around vancouver island.

I have taken about a month or so off from my blog this was due to a bunch of factors, moving, being lazy/not wanting to think of stuff to write and the main objective..Port Hardy's Local Internet provider which cannot be named. Lets just say there are two main players and it is not TELUS.

Now Port Hardy is some what of a remote area so there is really only one main internet provider and they go by code name... Rob You Blind Ltd. They provide internet, cable and digital cable to all the locals who wanna pay the prime dime for their services.

Now this seemed like a good idea for us to get internet because I am living on the other side of the country and want a way to keep in touch without having to use my iphone all the time.

We get the internet hooked up pay the bill and as the installation tech informs me of the service link that I can go on to from time to time to keep track of how much downloaded GB (gigabytes) I use in a month. I give him a strange look and reply "why the heck would I care about that?"  Too my horror he explains that Rob You Blind Ltd has to pay for their internet and feeds me crap and explains that as internet users we are only allowed 15 GB a month of downloads and that for every GB we go over we pay $9.99.

So Tyson and I really pick and choose what we watch online and what we rent or buy of the itunes store. Picture it this way, a 30 min tv show that you live stream online takes up 500KB .
( 1024KB=1MB and 1024 MB=1GB) It all adds up very quickly when you are only given 15 GB


So Rob You Blind Ltd has full monopoly over Port Hardy and we just have to continue to monitor our usage because the other competitor only offers a usb plug in gadget that connects you to a satellite internet connection but when you go that route you are still paying a monthly fee and have to sigh up similar to something you would do for a cell phone. Minium of a 3 year contract.

Needless to say it doesn't take much KB to write a little blog post here and there so I will pull up my socks and give you all some words of delight as often as I can.

My very good friend Una Lounder has a blog that she has been blogging on for almost a year and the link is http://thelittleredpaperclip.blogspot.com/ She asked me to guest blog from time to time. I am the guest blogger this week for Thrifty Thursday if you wanna venture over to her site and take a read.

I have been doing my Epicure Consulting for about 3 months now am love it. I love anything that is made local..Sidney, BC and kept in CANADA!!!

I am throwing my first Epicure Party tonight for two of my friends ! I will blog about that tomorrow and let you all know how it goes.

Sophie has adjusted well to the move, she has her doggie beds located in her two prime laying areas. One is downstairs directly across from where I stand in the kitchen to prep dinners and make snacks. And the second is right next to my side of the bed so she can keep an eye on me when Im sleeping. She also loves the woods and trails around here and love going for adventure walks.

Well until next time bloggers,

Kris